Snarky Dialogue Sample
#2: OH I know, so hard, it’s not like insightful bits of Oscar bait just fall from the sky.
(Notepad covered with dialogue appears)
#1: (picks up pad) Apparently, they do(reads some lines)“my closet is the skeleton”, “I’m a like a short JFK, Classy as all get out and doomed to die young”, “You can tell a lot about someone by their shoes,” “is that why you thought I was fancy?” “No, I thought you were fancy because I forgot to look at your shoes”
#2: dude, these are Great!
#1: what are we supposed to do without any context?
#2: who cares? I bet we’d go far just throwing these together, it’s like mad libs but the winner gets an Oscar for best screen play.